15 Food Things Only A Jewish Kid Would Understand
Dec 04Check out this article from Huffington Post on 15 food things only a Jewish kid would understand. So funny! My reaction when I saw this was “you mean chocolate babka ISN’T a breakfast...
Grandkids Humor
Oct 25My eldest grandchild has started telling jokes, so I feel I should include some children’s humor here. My Granddaughter’s Joke: A man comes into a diner and orders a bowl of chicken soup. The waitress yells into the kitchen, “ordering chicken soup.” Upon reflection, the man changes his mind and asks the waitress to change his order to pea soup. The waitress yells into the kitchen,...
Jewish Humor
Oct 24A Jewish couple is having a hard time with their son; he is failing out of school. They change his school 3 times and he continues failing. They hire tutors and he continues failing. The next school in which he is enrolled is a Catholic school by the name of Holy Trinity. The son continues to fail all his subjects, except one. And not only is he not failing this one course, math, but he...
The Jewish Son-in-Law
Oct 23A Jewish couple, not particularly religious or observant, are shocked when their only daughter declares that she is in love with an ultra-orthodox young man who intends to spend his life dedicated to the study of Torah and Talmud. The wife insists that her husband perform his function as head of the family and sit down for a talk with the young man. Father: So you intend to study Torah and...
True story, this happened to me.
Oct 22I had a new credit card and had forgotten to sign it. Back in olden times, it was pretty much standard procedure to compare the signature on the back of the card to the signature on the receipt signed in front of the salesclerk. So when I presented my new card at the cashier for payment, it was a problem that the card did not have a signature on the back. The cashier handed the card back to...
Another favorite airline story will require a little forbearance as it is somewhat off-color.
Oct 18In a long line of planes waiting to take off, one pilot doesn’t realize that he has an open microphone when he complains “I’m f***ing bored!” Profanity across the public airwaves is illegal and a controller in the tower immediately radios “Airliner identify yourself!” The answer comes back “I said I was f***ing bored! I didn’t say I was f***ing stupid!”