True story, this happened to me.
Oct 22I had a new credit card and had forgotten to sign it. Back in olden times, it was pretty much standard procedure to compare the signature on the back of the card to the signature on the receipt signed in front of the salesclerk. So when I presented my new card at the cashier for payment, it was a problem that the card did not have a signature on the back. The cashier handed the card back to...
Another favorite airline story will require a little forbearance as it is somewhat off-color.
Oct 18In a long line of planes waiting to take off, one pilot doesn’t realize that he has an open microphone when he complains “I’m f***ing bored!” Profanity across the public airwaves is illegal and a controller in the tower immediately radios “Airliner identify yourself!” The answer comes back “I said I was f***ing bored! I didn’t say I was f***ing stupid!”
One Of My Daughters Is A blond
Oct 04One of my daughters is a blond. She graduated University of Pennsylvania Magna Cum Laude and is a Wharton MBA. She clearly qualifies as VERY SMART. Nonetheless, she is very fond of blond jokes, perhaps because the ultimate joke is that they don’t remotely apply to her. A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS...
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train…
Sep 27Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked one of the three lawyers. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers one of the engineers. They all board the train. The lawyers...
Grandparent’s Jokes
Sep 20I am the proud grandfather of 5 beautiful children and expecting a sixth. So this next joke, if it actually is a joke, takes on special significance… A Grandparent’s Telephone Automated Attendant: Please pay close attention as our selections have recently changed… If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select from one of the available options… Press either 1 or 2 according to...