Grandparent’s Jokes
Grandparent’s Jokes
Sep 20I am the proud grandfather of 5 beautiful children and expecting a sixth. So this next joke, if it actually is a joke, takes on special significance…
A Grandparent’s Telephone Automated Attendant:
Please pay close attention as our selections have recently changed…
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select from one of the available options…
Press either 1 or 2 according to your birth order, then choose from these available options…
> If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
> If you want to borrow the car, press 3
> If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
> If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
> If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
> If you want us to prepare a meal for Shabbat and have it delivered to your home, press 7
> If you want to come to eat here, press 8
> If you need money, press 9
> If you are going to invite us to dinner at your home, start talking we ARE listening!
