Grandparent’s Jokes

Grandparent’s Jokes

Sep 20

I am the proud grandfather of 5 beautiful children and expecting a sixth. So this next joke, if it actually is a joke, takes on special significance…

A Grandparent’s Telephone Automated Attendant:

Please pay close attention as our selections have recently changed…

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select from one of the available options…

Press either 1 or 2 according to your birth order, then choose from these available options…

> If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

> If you want to borrow the car, press 3

> If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

> If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

> If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

> If you want us to prepare a meal for Shabbat and have it delivered to your home, press 7

> If you want to come to eat here, press 8

> If you need money, press 9

> If you are going to invite us to dinner at your home, start talking we ARE listening!


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