10 Hilarious news headlines

10 Hilarious news headlines

Dec 10

Funny News HeadlinesWhile most people think of news as being boring or somber, that does not mean all news has to be this way. In fact, here are 10 hilarious news headlines you will actually want to read. Hopefully they brighten your day.

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1. Meet the yoga expert – who works out on his motorbike

When most people do yoga they are worried they will face plant on the ground. This man is so confident in his yoga skills that he does them on a motorbike, while it’s moving! Downward dog and warrior poses may not be a problem, but what about a bridge pose?

2. Obese dog made to chase fake Christmas pudding in weight-loss swim sessions

This silly headline is like something ripped out of a cartoon. In family guy, Peter helps Chris lose weight by putting him on a treadmill with a twinkie attached to his head to keep him motivated. Food may be a great motivator though I’m sure this exercise was fun to watch.

3. Student Charged After Teacher Eats Pot Brownie

While this headline is funny, there is a moral to it: Sharing pot brownies with your teacher can land you in jail!

4. Bro Fights Off Muggers With Beer. No Seriously, He Used Beer

Fending off muggers seems easier than ever with this headline!

5. Snake Thrown At Tim Hortons Employee For Reason

Turns out the reason was because the onions on his breakfast sandwich weren’t diced, but why did he have a snake in his pocket to begin with?

6. Nebraska Player Jack Gangwish Takes Selfie With Raccoon, Gets Bitten

Maybe this player didn’t realize that not all racoons are as domesticated as Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy. Interested to know if he really was bitten? Go here.

7. Kevin Klein, New York Rangers Defenseman, Loses Part Of His Ear, Then Wins Game

We all know hockey is a sport that requires brute strength and a love of fighting, but never to this extent!

8. Magician Gets Out of Ticket with Magic Trick

Some people cry to get out of their tickets or flirt. These may not always work but who knew magic would?

9. Hitler Appears In Thai Video To Promote ‘Values’

What morals could Hitler possibly teach anyone? This is so funny it actually borders on ridiculous.

10. Texas university loses 100 human brains

The real question is why do they have all these brains? Is it for feeding zombies? More than likely it’s for medical research but this is still fun to think about. For more on this story go here.

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