Grandkids Humor

Grandkids Humor

Oct 25

My eldest grandchild has started telling jokes, so I feel I should include some children’s humor here.

My Granddaughter’s Joke:

A man comes into a diner and orders a bowl of chicken soup.  The waitress yells into the kitchen, “ordering chicken soup.”

Upon reflection, the man changes his mind and asks the waitress to change his order to pea soup.  The waitress yells into the kitchen, “hold the chicken, make it pea.”

 

I felt that I needed to respond:

Do you know why elephants paint their toe nails red?

No.  Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in the strawberry patch.  Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

No, I have never seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.

See, it works!

 

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